Monday, October 5, 2009

Turd Crayons of Doom

It has certainly been a craptastic couple of weeks here at the Castle! We all have been sick, Jenna more than anyone else. When I took her to the doctor, they tested her for strp and for the swine flu. Both tests came back negative. Then, 6 days later, they called me and told me they had overlooked her test results and she was positive for strep. So, both boys went in for tests. All showing negative at this time. But I am not sure how much I trust their lab right now! AND, I am pretty sure the swine flu test was not accurate. We had classic symptoms.... and now hubby is sick. Yuck.

So, overall, we have just been so blech that blogging was at the bottom of my list of things to do.

And then today, my youngest child did something so gross that I just had to share it with you!

He made a turd crayon. Really. His older brother decided to shit on the floor. I know. Gross. His potty training is doing great with pee but not so hot in the poop department! Anyway... Malachai picked up the turd, rolled it into a ball and came to find me. He then proceeded to draw on my arm with the turd ball. Yes, I freaked as soon as I realized what he was doing. Yes, I then proceeded to disinfect my arm, his hands and anything else I could reach!

Aren't you glad I shared that with you?

Promise to do better blogging now that I am feeling better!

5 comments:

The Fifth Street Mama said...

Oh my word! (That's all I can think to say)

Lesley said...

Holy Crap!!!

I can't believe the funny and grosse things little boys can do.

Hang in there!

Lisa said...

I'm glad you're feeling a little better.
I gotta say though - boys are just nasty!! No offense, I got 3 of 'em and had lots of brothers. So I speak from first hand experience too.
I can handle a LOT but crap just gags me! Funny story but ewwwww!!:)

Bina said...

Aren't kids wonderful? LOL LOL

Ya know, my step son was tested for strep about a year ago. Negative. Went back a week later, negative. Turns out he had cellutis on his tonsils! He was antibiotics for like two weeks, and then had to go back again!

And my daughter's doctor said they don't even test for the swine flu cause it's only 40% accurate anyway.

Hope you all get better soon!

thatgirlblogs said...

good to hear your kids are as twisted as mine.

go take a purell bath, LOL