Monday, November 5, 2007

Smokin'......

So, today I went out to smoke my very first ciggy of the day. I have been sick as you might have read. And, of course, that means the beginnings of Bronchitis. So, I am out there smokin' and I start to cough. And I peed on myself! Just like when I was pregnant. Yuck. So, obviously I need to do two different things: exercise the hoo-ha and quit smoking. I will keep all updated on my progress with the helacious attempt to quit smoking. Again. If it doesn't take this time I might have to look into Chantix (sp) as I have heard very good stories about how well it works. Any thoughts or advice?

On a light note, I was watching tv and a show came on. It was talking about some guy in LA who does cosmetic surgery. On hoo-has. I am not kidding. A whole new vagina. A hoo-ha lift. A vaginoplasty. Nip and tuck to the extreme. Sorry. Don't think so. I don't even want to think about a clit ring.... much less some slicing and dicing down there! It's just a good thing that hubby likes the cootchy the way it is... but exercising never hurt anybody......

3 comments:

Jen said...

God, I agree, that's just WRONG.

Anonymous said...

Chantix has worked well for me.

As for that whole pee thing...yeah, after three, I think I've given up. Usually it's not an issue, but sure as I think it's good to go a sneeze surprises me.

It's a sadness.

Jay

Anonymous said...

Not sure about the Chantix, have not heard about that. A for the other, I bet it does not have the same feeling after the surgery, how can it? Just take what you are given and learn to love it!

Good luck with the smoking thing, you really do need to quit. I love you. Mom